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My name is Adnan and I run on the treadmill on the highest speed, blindfolded, backwards, on my hands, skipping. I sneeze with my eyes open while licking my elbow. Once, I called a wrong number, but the person on the other end refused to admit I had done so.
I skip stones from SF Bay to Hawaii. I tutored Stephen Hawking in Physics while proving the existence of the Higgs boson. I taught Paul Bocuse how to make Creme Brulee. I teach old dogs new tricks, like how to lead a horse to water and make him drink.
I was Chuck Norris' master. At 30, I've won a lifetime achievement award, twice. I told Waldo where to hide. My blood type is A . My pictures are worth 2,000 words. I defeat ignorant men in argument. Once, I lapped my opponent in a 1/4 mile drag race.
I discovered the Golden Ratio by looking in the mirror. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. I make onions cry. I ace Rorschach Inkblot tests. My stick figure drawings hang in the Musee du Louvre.