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█║▌│█│║▌║││█║▌│║█║▌ ©[H]umaira's [O]fficial [A]ccount - Hey Stalkers :D I'm Humaira in case you skipped the headline... I could tell you everything about me, but what's the point? Beauty is truly defined on the inside. Everyone claims the words of uniqueness, causing everyone to be the same. And fun is simply an adjective used to describe how you felt at the time. So, to be quite honest, I'm a teenager. I love parties and I strive to be different. I sometimes fall but have enough strength to pull myself back on my feet. I truly dance to my own song and march to my own beat. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but I'm far from the dullest crayon in the box. I see right through people; I know who they are from the time they say hello to the final goodbye. To be honest, when I say something- I mean it. - I shine in the spotlight only when it's pointed in my direction. Im nice girlss you can add me <3 If your a pervert, hater, fake, old enough to be my dad DONT add me. kthanksbye <3. This peng tiinggg was hacked by Seliinaaa...x i have so much love for this sexy girl i love youu humaiiiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3 23/06/11 <3 22:14 x<3

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  • Rock Climbing
  • Learnt how to be a pharmacist and tried working as one in Day Lewis Pharmacy.
  • Martial Arts
  • Cake Baking
  • Speaking Gujrati
  • Paid focus group for teenagers.
  • All those years i watched Arthur, I never knew what animal he was.
  • FRIENDS (TV Show)
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • Britain's Got Talent
  • SpongeBob SquarePants
  • Hollyoaks
  • iCarly
  • I'M A CELEBRITY... GET ME OUT OF HERE!
  • Tulisa my mum and me
  • My Super Sweet 16
  • Match of the Day
  • Family Guy
  • ITV Central News
  • America's Next Top Model
  • Doc Martin
  • Being... N-Dubz
  • Daybreak
  • Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model
  • Simpsons
  • So You Think You Can Dance
  • Come Fly With Me
  • STAR Plus
  • BBC EastEnders
  • MTV
  • Neil Buchanan and Art Attack!
  • Futurama
  • Celebrity Juice
  • I Hate It When Adverts Come On, So You Turn Over, And Adverts Are On There.
  • Take Me Out
  • Waterloo Road
  • Sarah Jane Adventures
  • Doctor Who
  • Tracy Beaker Returns
  • Glee
  • Misfits
  • South Park
  • Mock The Week
  • Being Human
  • Top Gear
  • Two and a Half Men
  • Desperate Housewives
  • The Vampire Diaries
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Emmerdale
  • Spongebob's face when he figured out Squidward likes Krabby Patties.
  • Sex and the City
  • Shaun the Sheep
  • The Vampire Diaries - ITV2
  • The Hits Radio
  • Jersey Shore
  • 16 and Pregnant
  • The Gadget Show
  • Family Guy UK
  • Playboy TV
  • 69 Sexy Things 2 Do Before You Die
  • The X-Factor 2011
  • Scream If You Know The Answer!
  • Like if you remember these Colorful Bastards
  • How MR BURNS (simpsons) would look, if he was real?
  • i wish i could stop, play, pause, record and delete parts of my life <3
  • Oh Im Sorry !! You Looked Good - From Far Away ;/
  • Total Wipeout
  • Suite Life of Zack & Cody
  • The X Factor
  • The awk moment when ur life's more dramatic than an indian drama
  • Good Luck Charlie
  • We all loved COW AND CHICKEN, DEXTERS LAB AND ED, EDD AND EDDY :D
  • East Enders
  • Dead Gorgeous
  • "Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
  • Children In Need
  • Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Behna Hain
  • The Simpsons
  • Snog Marry Avoid
  • I play a song, no one likes it. Two months later, they all love it. Grrrrr.
  • Cheryl Cole
  • Eminem
  • Taylor Swift
  • Whos Jason Derulo? Do you mean JAAYY-SUUUUNNN DEEEHHHRUULLOO ?
  • Justin Bieber says he's going to "Tell you one time".Why does he repeat it?
  • Lady Gaga
  • Usher
  • Kesha
  • Katy Perry
  • Avril Lavigne
  • Pixie Lott
  • Jason Derulo
  • Jay Sean
  • Shakira
  • A.R. Rahman
  • Beyoncé
  • Alexandra Burke
  • Britney Spears
  • i like my music LOUD
  • Alicia Keys
  • Black Eyed Peas
  • Leona Lewis
  • Lil Wayne
  • Chipmunk
  • Cher Lloyd
  • Bruno Mars
  • Tulisa Contostavlos
  • Tulisa with brown hair!
  • ♥ Legend ♥ Na Na Niii (Dappy) F.A Take It Easy (Fazer) Ha Ha Ha (Tulisa) ♥
  • Tulisa & Faze: Dappy, whats 4+5? Dappy: Na Na Niiinneee
  • Tulisa N-Dubz
  • Tulisa Contostavlos, Official Page
  • We Love Tulisa
  • Tulisa from N-Dubz <3<3<3
  • Fugative
  • Nelly
  • Trey Songz
  • Mavado
  • Aggro Santos
  • Sean Kingston
  • T.I.
  • Stacey Solomon
  • Lily Allen
  • will.i.am
  • "Whats 4+5 dappy?" "na na niiiiiineeeeeee"
  • Rebecca Ferguson
  • One Direction
  • Aiden Grimshaw
  • Ciara
  • Tinchy Stryder
  • Keri Hilson
  • Dannii Minogue
  • Soulja Boy Tell Em
  • Chris Brown
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Clapz Artist
  • Taio Cruz
  • MGMT
  • Oasis
  • F.Y.D
  • Iyaz
  • Willow Smith
  • Nelly Furtado
  • B.o.B.
  • Tyga
  • JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!!!
  • SAY NO MORE
  • Girls Aloud
  • Kelly Clarkson
  • New Boyz
  • Drake
  • Jessie J
  • RnB
  • Hip Hop
  • R and B
  • GIGGS A.K.A HOLLOWMAN :) <3
  • fucked in the head
  • LoL-Laugh Out Loud
  • 'OMG dappy, your hats on fire!' 'CRAP,some one call na na niiiiiiine!'
  • Vanessa Hudgens
  • Cute Is What We Aim For
  • Raghav
  • AsianRnB.Co.Uk
  • Kat Deluna
  • Booyaka 619
  • Flo Rida
  • Hip hop music
  • Christina Aguilera
  • Weekend
  • Tinie Tempah
  • The Wanted
  • Jam That Hype - Diary of a Badman 5
  • Lil Crazed
  • Tinie Tempah [Fan-page]
  • Hiphop
  • GaGa Go Hards
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Wireless Festival
  • T-Pain
  • Chiddy Bang
  • Jay Sean is INDIAN :)
  • Jordin Sparks
  • Adele
  • Rap
  • Na na nai ......Huh thor nana nai
  • Jonas Brothers
  • i need a hug please ♥
  • 50 Cent
  • McFly
  • Kylie Minogue
  • The Duku-Dubz gang
  • I'm going to be successful! Are you?
  • Wiz Khalifa
  • Olly Murs
  • Kelly Rowland
  • Hearing a song you haven't listened to in years and still knowing the words
  • RIP Michael Jackson, we love you.
  • Zain Malik
  • I LOL'D AT WHAT JUSTIN BEIBER IS GONNA LOOK LIKE WHEN HE IS 40
  • AND I WAS LIKE BABY, BABY, BABY NOOO, LIKE BABY BABY BABY, NOOOO!!! (8)
  • Nicole Sherzinger
  • That laugh Lil' Wayne does in all his songs
  • Enrique Iglesias
  • I think about you everyday.
  • Nicole Scherzinger
  • JLS
  • Editors
  • Justin Bieber
  • CUSSES
  • Wagwaann Popcaaaan !!
  • Talay Riley
  • Zayn Malik's Eyes
  • Far East Movement
  • Lady Gaga is a bad example for Beyonce!
  • STOP SINGING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS!
  • If Yu Know Someone Who Loves Justin Bieber Upp
  • We Love N-Dubz
  • All About N-Dubz
  • JLS geeks &' proud! <3
  • »Teәnαgers -Dяәαмs__
  • I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
  • Shontelle
  • Take That
  • AKON
  • Michael Jackson
  • P!nk
  • Ellie Goulding
  • House
  • The Script
  • The Saturdays
  • Paramore
  • David Guetta
  • All Time Low
  • Demi Lovato
  • 30 Seconds to Mars
  • The Beatles
  • Joe McElderry
  • The Midnight Beast
  • Robbie Williams
  • Snoop Dogg
  • Westlife
  • Cher Llyod
  • B.o.B
  • JLS <3
  • Mariah Carey
  • CeeLo Green
  • Never Shout Never
  • Katy B
  • LMFAO
  • Cody Simpson
  • Travie McCoy
  • Pitbull
  • I ♥ Rihanna
  • Hilary Duff
  • Ironik
  • The Game
  • Susan Boyle
  • Keyshia Cole
  • Mr Hudson
  • The Devil Wears Prada (Band)
  • Travis McCoy
  • The Key of Awesome
  • LIGHTS
  • Cheryl Cole x
  • RuthlessExclusive
  • n-dubz <3
  • Gus Productionz
  • Jay Z
  • I knew of Tinie Tempah before Pass Out
  • Native Deen
  • Selena+Justin= Sad Belieber's
  • Teen Island
  • NaNaNii till the day that i die
  • Music Is My Drug
  • "Night dappy", Nana Nyyyt!!!!
  • Kamil
  • Rachelle Spector
  • Shreya Ghoshal
  • DappyContostavlos.
  • Nag nag nag nag every-day, it's like my mum is stuck on replay (8).
  • We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce.
  • Fazer ( Ndubz)
  • M.I
  • Hayley Williams
  • Tinie Tempah Pass Out
  • Dr Dre
  • Kalum
  • Don Jazzy
  • ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bing bang...:)
  • Dance music
  • I don't want you for the sex i want you for your heart
  • Rihanna - What's My Name? ft. Drake
  • Written by the victor
  • Justin Bieber Music
  • "Depressed ??? Earphones In ,,,, Volume Up . Ignore The Damn World"
  • 'Cause the spaces between my fingers Are right where yours fit perfectly
  • Yu ignored my txt but I c yu had time to update yur FB status
  • Young Money $
  • Rihanna : iLove The Way U Lie , Jk Lie To Me Again & iBreak Your Face Lol.
  • Blud, i wanna see the turban skank
  • "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something." - Eminem
  • Skepta
  • La La La La La La La La La La FRISKY!!!
  • I hate when I have to pause my music every time someone talks to me
  • Michael Jackson - King Of PoP
  • "I Whip My Hair Back & Forth!" Whip What? Bitch You Bald-Headed, Sit Down.
  • Let's watch a scary movie *Several Hours Later* Dude walk me to the Toilet.
  • A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance
  • N Dubz
  • Teri Meri - Bodyguard
  • Teri Meri, Meri Teri Prem Kahani - BodyGuard
  • Tulisa
  • Official Lil-Abz
  • Getting an A* in music because your teacher was Mr Shneebly
  • Does It Offend You, Yeah?
  • Big Time Rush
  • Don Kash Music Page
  • Mario
  • Whenever i can't find something it just magically appears when my mom looks
  • NDubz
  • Dappy
  • N-Dublets Fan Page Official
  • You know your asian when roti is starters, main course and desert.
  • Sophie Habibis
  • Jernade Miah
  • The Heights
  • N-Dubz
  • If You Think Mirakool Is A Shiiiiit Mc
  • X HELP GET RID OF HATER FOR N-DUBZ !! NANANII X
  • MINDLESS BEHAVIOR
  • Shide Boss
  • K- KOKE
  • Give us back Michael Jackson and we will send you Lady Gaga.
  • N-Dubz's Biggest N-Dublets.
  • 2pac
  • N-Dublet's For Lifee X
  • Tulisa TFB (Improved)
  • Mr Fivestar (Rapper/Producer)
  • You Know Its Eid when the Paki Barber Shops Are Jammed at 3am
  • WE Love Dappy
  • I have sO much tO say but as sOOn as y0u pisS me 0ff i reply with just 'Ok
  • (1) Friend Request , Cutie!! , (2) Friend request Damn your ugly
  • Little Mix
  • Sneakbo
  • Rizzle Kicks
  • Rihanna
  • The Risk
  • Tempa T
  • Abel Miller
  • Labrinth
  • Rita Ora
  • Carly Rae Jepsen
  • Krept & Konan
  • Arbaaz Cassim Fan Page
  • Harry Styles
  • Shes The Man (2006)
  • Mike Wazowski
  • Eeyore
  • Mickey Mouse
  • Team Twilight
  • The Lion King
  • Avatar Movie UK
  • Finding Nemo
  • Shrek
  • This is England
  • Disney
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Shrek Forever After
  • Monsters, Inc.
  • Chronicles of Narnia
  • Little Man
  • Go Tresemme Your Beard or Sumting! (Diary of a badman 4)
  • Hairspray
  • You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
  • Comedy
  • Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
  • Koochie Koochie Hota Hain
  • Nothing Rhymes With Orange
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • Hotel for Dogs
  • Avatar
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
  • Lakeshaa Da Skett
  • eh yo, my size...im talkin to you!
  • Paranormal Activity
  • We all have that friend who we think will die a virgin
  • khabi khusi khabi gham
  • Drama
  • Beastly UK
  • Ratatouille
  • Yes Man
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
  • WALL•E
  • Attack The Block
  • Aladdin
  • Tomorrow When The War Began UK
  • The Spy Next Door
  • Team Jacob
  • I Am Not Rude,But Have An Attitude
  • White Chicks The Movie: ''Ohhh My GADD..I Am Sooo Freckinggg PISSEDDDD!!''
  • Dirty Dancing
  • Toy Story
  • Harry Potter UK
  • Toy Story UK
  • Jackass
  • Pirates of the Caribbean
  • StreetDance The Movie
  • Team Edward
  • Kick Ass Movie
  • Sex and the City 2 - UK
  • Iron Man
  • Back to the Future
  • Inception Movie UK
  • Cinderella
  • Star Trek
  • Official Rio the Movie
  • Big Mamma
  • Romeo and Juliet
  • کلام | Cat and Bird Friendship
  • کلام LUCKY-UNLUCKY
  • So umm.. when do Phineas and Ferb go back to school?
  • Why doesn't the Cullens attack Bella when she is on her period?!?
  • Cats & Dogs
  • Catwoman
  • Spiderman 123
  • Saw
  • Orphan
  • DDLJ
  • 'Whats the capital of Scotland? Saudi Arabia init '
  • Kung Fu Panda 2 UK
  • Goofy
  • I hate when i am watching a movie with my parents and there is a sex scene
  • The Transporter 3
  • Virginity Is like A Soap Bubble - One Prick & Its Gone
  • Bridesmaids UK
  • Abduction Movie - UK
  • Cars UK and Ireland
  • In 2015 I'm going to watch 'Back to the Future' and laugh :D
  • A kiss without a "hug" is like a flower without the "fragrance"
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • Hated by plenty. Wanted by many. Disliked by some. But confronted by none.
  • Not giving your ex directions, because all dogs find their way home.
  • I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it I will stop missing you.
  • Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
  • In the exam I add up all the possible marks I might get just to feel better
  • Call of Duty: London Warfare
  • Smurfs :: UK
  • Titanic
  • The Message Of Islam
  • Press Any Key To Continue, "Where the Hell is Any Key?!"
  • [Humor] How Dare You Call Me a Rapist !!! Jk, Get in the Van
  • I'm not a second option. You either choose me or you fucking lose me.
  • If a girl says "Im cold" It means, "I want a hug" (
  • If ' Loving You ' is Wrong , I don't wanna be Right ♥
  • I am Attracted By Looks, Personality Makes Me Stay
  • Bride of Chucky
  • Ghost Busters
  • Blad! Dnt Touch Me Man Wats Wrong Wiv You! I Dnt Want AID's.
  • Back to the Future Trilogy
  • Like, if GOD ever done something beautiful in your life.
  • Putting things in a safe place But not remembering where that is
  • I Hate Myself When I Start Crying In Front Of Someone :/
  • Om Shanti Om
  • Dil To Pagal Hai
  • Big Daddy
  • Monsters vs. Aliens
  • Bedtime Stories
  • Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch
  • Demons Never Die
  • Holes
  • "Charlie bit me"
  • I'm Not A Part Of Team Edward or Jacob, I'm A Member Of Dumbledores Army
  • omg!! Street dance 3D is gunna be the best film eva!!!!!
  • If the people in movies would have listened to me they would still be alive
  • i wish you never told me that
  • Fast & Furious
  • "Nice wig Janice, what's it made of?" "Your mum's chest hair!"
  • If Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner marry, theyll both be Taylor Lautner
  • Are We There Yet?
  • Rocky
  • Stuart Little
  • Main Hoon Na
  • SKET Movie
  • The Hangover
  • Dora, it's right behind for f*ck's sake. What kind of an explorer are you?
  • Ami seriously jam that hype ami ami blad jam that hype allow that hype
  • Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the Station
  • New Moon
  • Kal Ho Naa Ho
  • Never getting over Mufasa's death on the lion king
  • Football News 24*7
  • Scary Movie 3
  • Final Destination UK
  • My Name is Khan
  • 3 Idiots Movie
  • Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Official
  • Let's watch a Scary movie, "Several Hours Later" Dude walk me to the Toilet
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Bodyguard
  • Saw II
  • Chucky
  • The Hunger Games UK
  • Scream Movies
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
  • My Sister's Keeper
  • Scary Movie 2
  • Valentine's Day
  • The Proposal
  • Daddy Day Care
  • N-Dubz Official Page
  • Nail varnish
  • Dear Mario! I wasted my whole childhood saving your Bitch
  • I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times..
  • It's all fun & games till someone puts a hotel on Mayfair
  • Doodle Jump
  • I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
  • 50 Ways to Make a Teacher Want To Hit You
  • Cool Story Bro, want a sticker?
  • Rip Arsenal Killed By Utd
  • Manchester United vs Arsenal (Banter Page)
  • All Football Goals
  • Coach, I'd like to see you run that far
  • We all know a short kid who reckons he can take anyone on
  • i LOL'd when i saw this photo of john terry and frank lampard
  • If a girl knows footballers other than messi/ronaldo den she luvs football
  • Manchester United vs Barcelona
  • When i was your age we didnt have John Cena we had The Rock.
  • FOOOOOOOOTBALL
  • Can this Potato get more fans than Justin Bieber
  • Love Me or Hate Me, But You Can't Ignore Me
  • It's crazy how one single day can change your entire life.
  • 7/08/11 The day Nani raped Manchester City
  • Ryan Giggs Fan Page
  • The non awkward moment when Fernando Torres misses a open goal
  • I get mini Heart attacks if I dont feel my phone in my pocket.
  • Logout is the Hardest button to click :p
  • Some times i want to disappear and see if any one would miss me
  • I hate people who act nice to my face then talk shit behind my back
  • Chelsea could've had 8 Chicharito's instead of Torres
  • Hating is an emotional disease. So, for those who 'hate me'. Get well soon.
  • A relationship is not a test so why cheat?
  • "It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye".
  • That awkward moment when u throw something at your friend & hit some1 else.
  • When a girl says "It's fine" it actually means Youre Fuuuuuccckkkkedddd
  • Every time I see the word Explain on an exam , I die a little inside
  • Torres to star in new BBC iPlayer ad. Making the unmissable, missable.
  • Can i use ur mobile to call my mum ? Yeah just hit Redial"
  • Ronaldo: 'Im not Afraid' Messi: 'I love the way you lie'
  • I Hate The Student Who Reminds The Teacher About Test
  • Speedstackinggirl
  • ·٠•ı|[Baby you're the [best] I ever had]|ı•٠·
  • Don't PLAY With Me ! Coz I know I Can PLAY Better Than You
  • Osama Bin Ladin- The Current Hide and Seek Champion of the World
  • Andy Murray
  • David Beckham
  • Aaron Lennon
  • Thierry Henry
  • Getting a text from that one special person and it makes you smile :)
  • I LOL'D When I Saw This Picture Of John Terry And Frank Lampard
  • Twilight
  • Scary movies
  • There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom
  • Shut the Fuck Up Bitch
  • Horror Movies
  • Horror film
  • Funny
  • A True Friend Is Someone Who Sees the Pain in Your Eyes While Everyone Else Believes the Smile on Your Face
  • Fake World Fake Masks
  • I am who I want to be (story)
  • Every Thug Needs a Lady
  • Иo єxαмs иo Tєиsιoи
  • I love Allah. I'm Nothing Without You . Please Help Me In My Life.
  • Love, Sex & Passion
  • Don't make me go crazy white girl on you; Chloe's story.
  • Skets, Wastes & Rejects
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha fuck you
  • I wanna be kissed by you. Just you. And nobody else but .you.
  • Its so Easy to come to you,but its so hard to Leave You
  • I Hate Two-Faced People.Its Make Hard To Decide Which Side To Slap First
  • Start being nice to your mom, Because its legal to kill kids now.
  • Romeo Romeo Romeo! STFU Juliet, he's playing Call of Duty
  • "We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us"
  • "If a hug represent how much I love u, I would hold u in my arms forever."
  • I love photos,Because they never change,even when people in them change
  • To, Mom & Dad One Day. I'll Make you Proud. I Promise.
  • While Studying I keep Looking at my cellphone if any messages have come.
  • No offence" means "I am about to insult you, but don't get mad
  • Harry Potter
  • I'll Share Anything. But Not You. ;]
  • Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking
  • The invigilators are secretly just playing pacman in the rows and columns.
  • ""I won't forget, I won't forget " "So did you bring it?" "Sh*t ""
  • Hi, I'm Troy McLure. You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?
  • Our Phones Fall, We Panick. Our Friends Fall, We Laugh
  • Eminem is king of rap. Justin Bieber is the queen of crap
  • Dude she has a bf" Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean U can't score
  • So he's 18 and you're 14? That's not dating. That's called babysitting.
  • "Wear a Coat! No Mum! '"10 Mins Later'" Shit I'm Cold"
  • Holes by louis sacher
  • Oh Shit!, She Likes My Status!, She Obviously Wants Me
  • Tracy Beaker
  • Cherry Crush
  • Lola Rose
  • I feel stupid when i go blank and forget how to spell small easy words
  • I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of Heaven
  • "I need to study!" *Opens book*" I don't feel like studying" *Closes book*
  • Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help
  • "I hate people who act nice to my face then talk shit behind my back."
  • Hi I'm Call Of Duty, I Can Make Your Boyfriend Scream Louder Then You Can
  • I Hate That Kid Who Reminds The Teacher About Tests Or Quizes
  • I love hearing somebody lying, when i know the truth : )
  • I believe the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students Dying'.
  • World automatically becomes so much funnier when you have a *dirty* Mind
  • Digitaldir
  • Breaking Dawn
  • Manga
  • Find the sad face!:):):):):):):):):):):):like if you found it!
  • Chocolate
  • Smoothies
  • Texting
  • Computer
  • "Mums coming!" "Ok Prestend your asleep!" *closes eyes* such a good childhood memory
  • Sorry gtg byee... LOL,jk, *block*.
  • Cussing people
  • Sleeping
  • Traveling
  • Cooking
  • Sports
  • Muslim - Sunni
  • Gals
  • Friendship
  • Mnms
  • LIKE IF YOU READ CAPITALS AS SHOUTING
  • Partying
  • Eating
  • I Love Dancing and Singing
  • Looking In The Mirror After School – OMG! Have I Looked Like That All Day? – ♥
  • R&B
  • Love
  • Smiling
  • The awkward moment when someone sprays deodorant and Miss Toth dies.
  • girl: hey babe can u help me with my homework? boy: sure babe :) girl: how do you spell love? boy: Y-O-U  <3 xx
  • morgan torrance had sex wae a gerbil , she swallows btwz<3.
  • P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. - Like this if you still know what is this.
  • Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude, when I was 10 I had a tamagotchi.
  • calling everyone under 16 twelve
  • Seeing the outfit you have ... on someone ......who wears it better grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
  • wanking as soon as you wake up
  • So....Bebos doing well isn't it.
  • You wanna start rumors about me? Go right ahead, what goes around comes around.
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