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  • Coke Studio
  • Wipeout
  • Ab tum bhi shodon ki tarhan barish ka status update kar do.
  • Qasam utha? :O
  • 11number
  • The Simpsons
  • Khuda Aur Mohabbat
  • I wasnt that drunk dude u smashed up a pineapple shouting DIE Spongebob DIE
  • Alpha Bravo Charlie Drama
  • Sky Sports
  • Oi Slag. when the dentist said open wide. he didnt mean your legs
  • We all loved COW AND CHICKEN, DEXTERS LAB AND ED, EDD AND EDDY :D
  • If i new you were coming i'd of baked a cake LOL jk i'd of locked the door
  • Na karaya karo Chaudary Saab aeho jia gallaan
  • BUlBuLaY
  • Saima Choudhry
  • Family Guy
  • HaHaHa HaHaHa HaHaHa HaHaHa HaHaHa HaHaHa HaHaHa HaHaHa HaHaHa HaHaHa
  • Yar aap kaheen Amir Liaqat ke Rishtedar to Nahi?
  • Kountry Love
  • Gossip Girl
  • The Apprentice
  • The Voice
  • Dear guys; when a girl says i'm cold you're not supposed to say me too
  • The joy when the TV trolley was wheeled into your class in primary school
  • Oye akhr0t ki aulaad
  • So You Think You Can Dance
  • 4man Show
  • 5 Ko Choro Ab 65 Ki Bajao =P
  • "I Am Not Your Dad, I Am, Electric Man!"
  • How much lego can you stuff up you bum-Neil-the inbetweeners
  • "Can we please stop talking about my mother's vagina!"
  • Simon: Its YOUR spunk. Neil: Yeah but its YOUR car.
  • Stop talking fast! Nan your in a rap battle with B.o.B
  • Lets see if Neil can get more likes than rebecca black
  • Having a tactical wank before you shag your bird
  • "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you called Neils dad a bumder."
  • "What's this pesto stuff? Is it for humans?"
  • Could you please spare the bullshit for one minute
  • We all have a retarded friend like Neil
  • So do you bump or grind ?
  • The awk moment when ur life's more dramatic than an indian drama
  • Robert better not get in my face. 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker
  • What are we gonna do tonight Brain? Same thing we do every night Pinky.
  • Like if you remember these three fucking Slappers
  • Like If You Remember This Retarded Bastard.
  • Like if you remember this lanky cunt.
  • Like If You Remember This Sexual Predator
  • Like if you remember this unfortunate prick
  • Like if you remember this blue cunt.
  • Like if you remember this specky, ginger haired cunt.
  • Like if you remember this boring cunt
  • Utho Jago Pakistan
  • Washing your best tracksuit for you big moment on Jeremy Kyle
  • Humsafar [ Official ] By Hum Tv
  • Hasb-e-Hall
  • Dill Mill Gayye
  • Love 2 Hate U
  • Shadi Mubarak
  • Chaudhry nazakat & sheedo& Kis Din Mera Viyah Howay Ga
  • ARY Digital
  • Kuch Pyar Ka Pagalpan Bhi Tha
  • Kaafir By ARY Digital
  • Mata e jaan
  • Mere Huzoor
  • Mata e Jaan Hai Tu
  • Koffee with Karan
  • "Matae Jan hai tou" by Farhat Ishtiaq
  • GEO News
  • Family Front
  • Takay Ki Aayegi Baraat
  • Annie Ki Aaye Gi Baarat
  • Takkay ki aayegi baraat
  • Annie Ki Ayegi Barat
  • Topi Drama by A & B Productions
  • Azar Ki Ayegi Baraat
  • Satyamev Jayate
  • Indian Idol
  • Mangoes
  • Koffee with Karan Show
  • KBNN - Karachi Bullshit News Network
  • Tom And Jerry
  • Pogo
  • Zindagi Gulzar Hai
  • Cha gya hai.
  • My Indian Idol
  • Mr. Bean
  • Wah bhai kia baat ki, ye oscar aapka hua XD
  • Alpha Bravo Charlie
  • AKON
  • Uzair Jaswal
  • Maher Zain
  • Atif Aslam Official Page || AADEEZ
  • Shakira
  • Enrique Iglesias
  • Rihanna
  • Sami Yusuf
  • Bilal Khan
  • Massari
  • T-Pain
  • Usher
  • Backstreet Boys
  • Linkin Park
  • Candi Lynn
  • Ben Nicky
  • Ashley Wallbridge
  • Jackie Greene
  • Junaid Jamshed
  • Ali Zafar
  • Strings
  • Muddassir Wadood Fan Page
  • 50 Cent
  • Justin Bieber
  • BOHEMIA the punjabi rapper
  • A.R. Rahman
  • Billy-X
  • Akcent
  • Hadiqa Kiani
  • Nouman Javaid
  • Soulja Boy Tell Em
  • Katy Perry
  • Alexander Rybak
  • Annie Khalid
  • Lil Wayne
  • Shreya Ghoshal
  • Mustafa Zahid
  • Cheryl Cole
  • Arash
  • Sonu Nigam
  • Kaavish
  • Beyoncé
  • Beghairti band kar Lady Gaga ki olaad.
  • SAb Chalta hai
  • Nai
  • If Mr Bean was Miley Cyrus he would look like this...
  • I'm tired of dreaming of a life i will never have
  • Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it
  • I'm Helpless When She Smiles.
  • Lady Gaga
  • Drake
  • I message someone, get no response, and am left feeling like an idiot
  • I don't want you for the sex i want you for your heart
  • Fighting For Peace Is Like Fucking For Virginity xD
  • Michael Jackson
  • Jay Sean
  • RDB
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Junoon
  • noori
  • JoSH
  • 'Cause I'am still standing here screaming fuck the whole world'.
  • Without music life would be a mistake.
  • Justin Bieber Music
  • All i wanta see is a SKY FULL of Lighters
  • I Have My Own Style , I'm Not A Clone . . .
  • Get crazy feel the music and goooooooooo
  • Run N Hit Tht Pussy Like Ah Crash Dummy XD
  • B*tch why you talking sh*t , You Ganna Get Hit With A Shovel;
  • "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something." - Eminem
  • Ali Azmat
  • Yu ignored my txt but I c yu had time to update yur FB status
  • Dear two-faced person,I can't decide which face of yours to slap first
  • If falling in love was a sin then I would gladly go to hell for loving you.
  • When Will.I.Am dies his tombstone should say Will.I.Was
  • Eminem Musics & Videos
  • Born to Rock
  • It Hurts When I Type A WhoLe ParaGraph & You RepLy Me Back OnLy "OK"
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • Do sluts call their private parts "public parts"?
  • " I Hate It When My Earphones Are All Tangled Up "
  • Do You Be Killin' Em' ?
  • Atif Aslam (The voice of Hearts)
  • Trey Songz
  • Hearing noises when home alone and just accepting the fact you're gonna die
  • Fuck a Girl and She Loves you, Love a Girl and She Fucks you.
  • Get a condom for your heart because I'm about to fuck your feelings! lol
  • Getting an A* in music because your teacher was Mr Shneebly
  • Zoe Viccaji
  • Waiting For The End
  • Shor Box
  • AC/DC
  • Hilary Duff
  • Lifehouse
  • Paramore
  • Evanescence
  • Liking your own comments to show moral support for yourself.
  • I guess when you said forever, you meant until you found someone better
  • Shafqat Amanat Ali
  • RoXeN The Band
  • Call
  • The Bilz & Kashif
  • Sean Paul
  • 3 Doors Down
  • Mariah Carey
  • Inna
  • Naats
  • Flipping Your Hair To Overwhelm One Direction
  • We all have that friend we don't like but still hang out with.
  • Atif Aslam Fan Club
  • DOORIE - Atif Aslam
  • atif-aslam
  • All Atif Aslam Songs
  • Atif Aslam
  • Atif Aslam New Songs
  • Bursting into tears after imagining a world without boobs
  • I forgive you Jk you fucked me over go to hell
  • What do you call a woman with 2 dicks, Jedwards mum
  • My girlfriend hated dubstep, until she sat on my subwoofer.
  • Kool 2 B Asian
  • Music Is My drug and Youtube Is my Dealer
  • When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn
  • If Yuh Badd && Yuh Know It ' (Share 4 Share)
  • Unless you want to fuck me, why do you care what I look like?
  • If i wanted to hear from an arsehole id fart
  • You know your asian when roti is starters, main course and desert.
  • My Dog sings better than Justin Bieber
  • Calling your penis Harry Potter because its magic
  • Tyga
  • Jason Derulo
  • Why read books, we got Eminem he can tell a whole story in 4 minutes.
  • Had a dream i was a boss, woke up, still played the triangle
  • Tinie Tempah
  • Labrinth
  • Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
  • Green Day
  • Pitbull
  • J.Cole
  • Cover Drive
  • Edward Maya
  • Kardinal Offishall
  • justinguitar.com
  • Loick Essien
  • K- KOKE
  • Coldplay
  • Usman Riaz
  • Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister 2
  • Nouman Khalid Fan Page
  • Osama Com Laude
  • Lupe Fiasco
  • Love is a moment that lasts forever.
  • Ti Ke Qene Jeta Jem
  • Eminem
  • Bashy
  • Oye chusni k moun walay ziada baatein na kr =P
  • Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
  • BRYAN ADAMS official
  • Hannah Montana
  • Ne-Yo
  • Kesha
  • I hate it when someone takes your photo without your knowledge.
  • Taylor Swift
  • Miranda Cosgrove
  • Maroon 5
  • LMFAO
  • Fergie
  • I play a song, no one likes it. Two months later, they all love it. Grrrrr.
  • Shayne Ward
  • m Tired Kant wryt any Oda stUff!!
  • Avril Lavigne
  • Black Eyed Peas
  • Bruno Mars
  • UrBaN PaInDOo
  • Jal
  • David Guetta
  • RIP Michael Jackson, we love you.
  • R.I.P - Michael Jackson
  • Jay Z
  • Bhangra
  • Bombay Rockers
  • Qurat-ul-Ain Balouch { Official }
  • Frndzz Korner
  • Cool story bro, changed my sexuality
  • Farhan Saeed
  • Khawar Jawad
  • Àli Haider [Official] Fan Page
  • QB
  • Umair Jaswal
  • STOP tagging these Pages and get a life DUDE :@
  • Djmaaz
  • SYMT (Official Fan Page)
  • Qayaas
  • Pretty Background
  • Sorry I'm Not Rihanna I Don't Love The Way You Lie
  • Salim Merchant
  • Quratulain Balouch QB
  • Yo! Yo! Honey Singh
  • Young Money
  • Bilal Khan | Lahore, PK
  • Sain tou sain, sain ki bachi bhe sian
  • In My City Priyanka Chopra
  • Dr Dre
  • Attaullah Khan Essa Khailwi
  • She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
  • Lmao nahe Lmapao.
  • Falak shabir
  • Bilal Saeed
  • Farhan Saeed Butt
  • SAJJAD ALI OFFICIAL
  • THE SKETCHES!
  • Abey hatt Bhootni k
  • Hamaray Ustad,Shokeen Mazaj
  • Rap Engineers
  • Acha acha ro mat :p
  • JO Kehta HAI WOHI HOTA HAI :p :p
  • Yar App to Bohat Batameez Ho.
  • Yar ap bhi achay ganay suntay ho ?
  • Yaar aap barey ganday bachay ho
  • Ayeeeeeeeein Hyeeeeeeeein xD
  • OYE KEERдY TдNg Nд KдR
  • Yar aap ko dekh k meri hansi nikal jati hai
  • Oye tera mera Mazaak hai aesaa? :@:@:@
  • Yaar aap bohot gandi baatein karte hain
  • Chal BC
  • ZyADa ITRao mAt EngliSH mUJhE BHi atI hAI
  • Yaar aap ki shakal Kailaay jaise he
  • Yaar kab khattam hongi app ki bongian?
  • Yeh bhai Champion hain. Inn ke liye bhi clapping ho jaye
  • Yaar haas lo bhai ney joke mara hai
  • Yeh to Acha Khasa Lmao hogya xD
  • Falak |Fan Page|
  • Hittin the frosty jacks cause your a lethal cunt
  • "Oi C U N T" is a perfectly normal way of greeting a friend.
  • Tou app chah rahay ho keh mai apki tareef kerun?
  • Yar tum piada he aisay hue the ya koe hadsa ho gya tmhare sath!!?
  • YaAR tu Plz dafa hoja yahan say , teri Meharbani
  • Bhai Nae Hai?
  • Ahhhisstaa chalaa. Aeda tu Van Diesel.
  • Ziyada Cute Na Ban Bieber Ki Olaad
  • Aida tu Zafri Khan da Puttar
  • Yar apki shakal mere chowkidar say milti hay?
  • Yar app shakal se hee nae Akal se bb bohat Kamineeyy ho0o
  • Yaar aap Mun dho k aayo phr baat karna
  • Yaar aap ko english nai aati tou na bolen
  • Allah karay tu sehri karnay bethay, aur azan hojaye.
  • Chal Mera bhai shokha na ho , nikalta ho idher se :@
  • Tum apni pant ulti pehen k zip khol do. Baqi ka kaam Gul Khan ka
  • Moonwalking into jail, because you're a smooth criminal.
  • Chawli mar li na ab sakoon a gya
  • Har jaga na fix hoa karo
  • Acha bs bs hero na bno =P
  • Kidhr ja rahay ho? Taaday Wull
  • Pakistani Music Promoter
  • I whip my dupatta back and fourth
  • Tseries Music
  • Most Amazing Videos
  • Mohit Chauhan
  • W8 jaan mama pass hai:
  • Only 1 % girls bcome wife of their lover , Remaining bcomes passwrd of FB
  • Video Chat in F.A.C.E.B.O.O.K
  • Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?
  • Chal Haaaat teri tU
  • Sorry, Wrong Number
  • I'm Waiting For Someone Who Will Be only Mine ♥♥♥
  • Dont Fall In L0VE, " Fall From A Bridge It Hurts Less. "
  • Every college has a 'Virus' and every class has a 'Chatur'!
  • I finally Stop laughing Look back over at You And Start ALL over Again
  • Fast & Furious
  • Bollywood
  • Bitting a pen then realizing either u borrowed or got it off the floor←
  • You're Nothing But Plastic. Bxtch Go Sit In The Recycling Bin.
  • Not giving your ex directions, because all dogs find their way home.
  • In the exam I add up all the possible marks I might get just to feel better
  • The awkward moment when Voldemort calls someone two faced.
  • I May Have Silver Hair , But I Also Have Silver Bullets Do you want One?
  • That Moment in a Horror movie when you think, Oh Fu*k, They are Screwed
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
  • Heart plz stop getting involved in everything ur job is to pump blood only
  • My ex updated her status on FB & said she was on a cliff, so I poked her
  • "Nice wig Janice, what's it made of?" "Your mum's chest hair!"
  • We Need To Blow Something Up.What We Gonna Blow Up Waj. .... The Internet
  • "Keep the change ya filthy animal"
  • If I was the man out of Paranormal Activity, The woman would be on her own!
  • Bro I'm a Right Playa init i'm a Greasy Greasy Playaa
  • I pledge allegiance to the band, of MR SHNEEBLY
  • "He made me this collar so that I may speak.. Squirrel!!!"
  • I like how in Lion King, the darkest lion is the murderer. Way to go Disney
  • Barry: "mashallah brother" (four lions)
  • "I wasn't that drunk" "Dude you asked my Mom if she was still a virgin!!"
  • Goodbye, Mr. Chips
  • Gladiator
  • Sheela Ki Jawani - Katrina Kaif
  • "You've changed." "I know, I'm a Transformer."
  • CHalOO ShAbAsH bataO y3 saib hai ya k3la
  • Will Smith's Movies
  • The amazing feeling of Victory when you see Karma kick someone's Asss
  • Like if you've ever been called a liar when you actually told the truth.
  • Best way to not get your heart broken, is to pretend you don't have one
  • I'm not a second option. You either choose me or you fucking lose me.
  • The awkward moment when you do a line and end up with shit on your nose.
  • Simon, Jay, Will and Neil are all obvious P-Lay-Yers
  • "You can't be up there! There's a sign!" "Ooo, sign."
  • We all have a friend like Will off the inbetweeners
  • 'Can i sit there?' 'Sorry, wolf pack only'
  • Not caring about the customer's prawns 'cause you finish at six
  • Ami seriously jam that hype ami ami blad jam that hype allow that hype
  • Maam in the leopard dress. you have an amazing rack
  • <3 <3 Darling I Swear, I love You Only You Forever And Ever <3 <3
  • Gol Chakkar
  • Finding Nemo
  • Sometimes I look at some ppl & wonder -Really! This was the Sperm that won?
  • Putting things in a safe place But not remembering where that is
  • If she is dumb enough to walk awaY, bE smart Enough to let hEr gO
  • I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you.
  • I am legend
  • Home Alone
  • The Mummy
  • Haunted 3D
  • Rambo
  • Don 2
  • Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya
  • Wanted
  • Yaar apko chuss maray bgair raat ko neend nahi ati ?
  • YAAr Agar Apko Apnay Danth Pyaray Haen to Mera Dimagh Na KhaoOo
  • Rockstar
  • Devdas
  • Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
  • A person who really loves you won't spend a day without talking to you.
  • Yaar ye to bohat bari chusssss thi
  • 3 Idiots Movie
  • Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Official
  • Wanted Movie
  • Bollywood Official
  • Star Trek
  • Jab Tak Hai Jaan
  • Talaash - The Answer Lies Within
  • Entertainment & Sports
  • Just chilllll
  • Student Of The Year
  • Ishaqzaade
  • Awesome Bollywood
  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • Red Chillies
  • Barfi
  • The Transporter
  • Yaar main to bachpan sa he sexy hun =p
  • Dhoom:3 The Movie
  • Faisal Mosque
  • Khusra
  • C++
  • Programmer
  • Internet Download Manager
  • Object-oriented programming
  • Visual Basic.NET
  • Pir Sohawa
  • Margalla Hills
  • Dear Mario! I wasted my whole childhood saving your Bitch
  • Mortal Kombat
  • TEKKEN
  • EA SPORTS FIFA
  • Grand Theft Auto: Zardari
  • Cool Story Bro, want a sticker?
  • Cricket Master Blaster
  • Clan PaKistaN CyBeR GamMinG
  • Cricket Pakistan...!
  • If a girl knows footballers other than messi/ronaldo den she luvs football
  • Barcelona FoR EveR
  • Aferdita Dreshaj
  • Barcelona Girls
  • " I LOVE BARCA "
  • BARCA BARCA BARCA
  • Yar Poke na karo, meine aap se friendshippz nae karny.
  • Strap on ya boots Queensland it's time to stomp some Roaches
  • G.O.L.F - Gay Outdoor Lifestyle with Fellas
  • Oi Tarzan! Nan,please,its Carles Puyol
  • The awkward feeling defenders get when they see suarez running towards them
  • Man United tore Arsenal a new arsehole.
  • Fuk mcdonalds! everytime i order a 50c cone, the bastards give me icecream.
  • Taking long romantic walks to the bottle-o
  • The awkward moment when fernando torres actually scores in a football match
  • If Rooney is the 'White Pele' then Heskey is the 'Black Maradona'
  • Campaign to have 'Cross Bar Challange&Red Ass' on the Fifa 13 arena
  • Putting your fishing rod away after a hard day of being a PIMP
  • The awkward moment when Emile Heskey's better than you :/
  • Playing FIFA all night because your a dedicated cunt.
  • Premier League Banter Page
  • Barcelona 4 Ever
  • Viva Barcelona
  • Killing yourself after being called a Geordie
  • Like IF the First THNG You Do WheN You WAKE UP is ROll OVR &CHeCK UR Phone
  • When i was your age we didnt have John Cena we had The Rock.
  • I want to see Pakistan in the football worldcup before i die..... =)
  • Pakistani Cricketers
  • Pakistan cricket team
  • ICC - International Cricket Council
  • Hum dulha walo ke taraf se hain
  • It's crazy how one single day can change your entire life.
  • Maria Sharapova
  • Ronaldinho Gaúcho
  • Leo Messi
  • David Villa Sánchez
  • Lionel Messi 10 xD Go Messi xD
  • Wayne Rooney
  • Amir Khan - The Official Page
  • Taking the 1st pen with your keeper because you're a fearless bastard
  • Calling your penis Mike Tyson cause it breaks jaws
  • that one friend who always gets absolutely hammered.
  • When a girl says "It's fine" it actually means Youre Fuuuuuccckkkkedddd
  • Barceleona Dream Team
  • Cristiano Ronaldo Lovers
  • DUDE I Wasn't High BRO You Saw a squirrel and asked "Sandy Is That You
  • Yaar! Apka Baba fooka k sath koi scene hai kya?
  • Saeed Anwar
  • Tiger Woods
  • Shoaib Akhter..!
  • Muhammad Ali
  • Shawn Michaels - WWE Universe
  • Stone Cold - WWE Universe
  • Fernando Torres Fan Page
  • Andres Iniesta
  • Calling your penis el hadji diouf because it spits on people
  • Calling your penis John Carew 'cus its bigger than two of you
  • Feeding Heskey Petrol Because Hes A Tank
  • The Passion, Pride and Emotion of being a football fan
  • Torres sweats in front of goal like a peado in nursery school
  • Emile Heskey to win the golden boot next season.
  • Calling your penis Lionel Messi because you just can't stop scoring
  • Taking your boots off after a hard day of playing like Messi
  • There should be a statue of Heskey outside Wembley.
  • A lot of sh*t is going to happen when pigs learn to fly. LoL
  • It's much Easier to F**K someone rather than Love :@
  • I get mini Heart attacks if I dont feel my phone in my pocket.
  • Studying = students dying
  • Still wearing a Hoodie when it's 100 degrees cause your a hardcore Gangstah
  • 'Like' if you remember this skinny cunt.
  • Don't U jus hate it when u get beat by Amir Khan
  • That ONE Person Who Makes Your Fucking Blood Boil.
  • OMG it's Edge! 'No Nan, it's just Andy Carroll'
  • The Awkward Moment when Preston's Keeper's scored before Torres
  • "I'll be the bigger nan and walk away cunt!", "Nan! he's in a wheel chair!"
  • Don't worry Murray, your girlfriend is still way hotter than Nadal's
  • " I wasn't that drunk" Dude, you thought Fernando Torres scored
  • Catch the ball you cunt! Nan, please, thats Heurelho Gomes
  • That awkward moment when u throw something at your friend & hit some1 else.
  • Ghussa choroo. idhrr aoo meri goaud mein baithoo. :p
  • Shahid Afridi
  • Imran  Khan
  • Brain Lara
  • Shawn Michael
  • A relationship is not a test so why cheat?
  • Aisam ul Haq Qureshi
  • ↑The guy above me was raped by Emile Heskey
  • Aisam ul Haq
  • chaval
  • Cool story bro, needs more mullets and shit.
  • Sayin boys and girls? Hit like for a yam
  • Wah Jalebi Bai...!
  • Wasim Akram
  • Undertaker - WWE Universe
  • Mohammad Hafeez
  • Saeed Ajmal
  • Roger Federer
  • Rafa Nadal
  • Ricardo Kakà
  • Sorry Yaar
  • "Once You Lose Someone,Its Never Exactly The Same Person,Who Comes Back"
  • When Nothing Goes Right -> GO LEFT <-
  • I Will Wait For You Cause I Don't Know What Else I Can Do... ♥
  • A true friend is someone you can call at 3am to help you bury a dead body
  • Romeo Romeo Romeo! STFU Juliet, he's playing Call of Duty
  • "I am Mature Enough to Forgive U, but not Dumb enough to Trust U again.
  • "We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us"
  • "Have a nice day" "Dont tell me what to do cunt"
  • I wanna be kissed by you.Hugged by you.Just you. And nobody else but you.
  • Sorry That You Hate Me Sorry If You Think I Suck Most Of All Im Sorry Idgaf
  • Typing in full sentences because you're an educated hero.
  • It takes billions ppl to complete world,but it only take u to complete mine
  • Theres always that one bitch that adds all your friends.
  • No offence" means "I am about to insult you, but don't get mad
  • Ub bus bhi kardo chawlian marna
  • While Studying I keep Looking at my cellphone if any messages have come.
  • The Alchemist
  • Yar ap bohat Yo ho, mjhay b sikhao na =P
  • Tum chuss maar lo, hamari khair hai
  • Ron's cool. He's like i'm not just a wizard. I'm a ginger wizard.
  • ShutUpImTalking.com
  • Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking
  • Yar App Afghanistan Se Aai Ho?
  • Dude she has a bf" Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean U can't score
  • Yar seriously bohat hi kamal chuss thi, kesay kertay ho?
  • What's he going to knock up ? A closet for you to hide in ? You Bumder
  • ""I won't forget, I won't forget " "So did you bring it?" "Sh*t ""
  • Hey why didnt you reply to my text?"Dude how am i suppose to reply to "Lol"
  • Laying down and texting than your phone falls and hit your face
  • If I was "16 And Pregnant" id get a slap not a TV show.
  • I remember when Blackberry’s and apple’s were just fruit
  • It sucks when u have some1 in ur heart and mind,But Can't have in ur arms=[
  • controversially yours
  • Face down, αѕѕ up, that's the way we tie our shoes
  • I can't hear you, so i'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question
  • If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my αѕѕ
  • That Random Creeper That Adds You With No Mutual Friends
  • Holy Quran
  • Sarcasm - The Ability To Insult Idiots Without Them Realizing It.
  • When My Mom Wakes Me Up I Alwys Say Mommm Plzz Just 2 Mins More
  • WTF what are you doing?
  • Quran
  • 99 BST NAME of Allah (jalla jalaluhu)
  • I love hearing somebody lying, when i know the truth : )
  • When Words Fail Music Speaks
  • Digitaldir
  • World automatically becomes so much funnier when you have a *dirty* Mind
  • "Sit downn!","Class isn't over yet!" *Bell Rings* "Hahah F*ck you xD"
  • ASHIQ.E.NABI
  • The Holy Quran
  • You know when someone replys "cool" they don't give a flying fuck.
  • Holy Quran القرآن الكريم
  • There Are Rocks in My Socks Said the Ox to the Fox
  • Islam
  • Yaar aap pedaishi chawal ho ya bary ho kr hue ho? :p
  • Fashion
  • Blind WinGs
  • Quran Pak
  • Object-Oriented Software Construction
  • Quran-e-Pak
  • Sea lovers
  • Dear Hair, I am sorry I burn you, cut you, and tie you up. But I will always, always love you.
  • Visualizing the safest path to bed before I turn off the light :P
  • "Dinner is Ready!" "Coming!" *stays on the computer* "Dinner is Ready!" "I said I am Coming!"
  • Boy: "I wanna be a superhero, guess my name." Girl: "Superman? Ironman?" Boy: "YOURMAN!!"
  • Once, Rihanna pointed a gun in the face of Eminem. Eminem said: I\
  • Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, I know, ok, yes... BYE MOM!
  • When i was younger i used to say a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k, ELEMENO P!
  • I only saw you for like 2 seconds and it made my day ♥
  • No i have nothing to hide but i just dont want you touching my phone!
  • I love when a song describes exactly how you feel :)
  • The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is Check My Phone
  • Is it just me, or does my bed have magnets under it in the mornings :)
  • Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you ;)
  • I Tried to sleep, but my brain wouldnt shut up
  • *opens study book* ... boring ... *closes study book* time to go on FACEBOOK! :D
  • Love is like Mc´Donald´s Happy Meal, Sometimes people only buy it just for toys.
  • *wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep!
  • I ♥ SLEEP
  • I love catching you staring at me. ♥
  • I Hate It When My Hair Looks Perfect Before I Get In The Shower
  • "did u get a haircut?" "no it grew shorter" :o
  • Home Alone + Unknown Noises = Ninja Mode.
  • Sleeping with your phone at night like its a teddy bear.
  • My math book has committed suicide, he had too many problems
  • ~Alarm~. . .snooze. . .~Ala rm~. . .snooze. . .~Alarm~ *checks time* - Crap!!
  • That Mini Heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs!
  • "where is your book?!" "at home." "and whats it doing there?" *having more fun than me.* :P
  • 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning: GO TO HELL :D
  • I tend to say "I dont know" when im just too lazy to think.
  • If you were a facebook status i would like you ♥
  • Singing with your headphones on and not realizing how loud you are
  • Dear grades, get well soon :)
  • Its always a mystery to me how my earphones always get tangled up!!!
  • I am in love with my bed but my alarm clock won`t let us be together.. :(
  • "Ya i am reaching in 5 minutes".*1 hour later* "I am almost there,only 2mins"
  • Loading ████████████ 99% ... Failed . OMG :(
  • Guitar
  • that rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry
  • Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
  • C . L . A . S . S = Come . Late . And . Start . Socializing :)
  • the little things in the day that make you want to get up
  • There r times..wen i feel im so much angry on u...bt i dnt knw hw dat anger vanishes nd converts to luv each time...
  • She likes him. He likes her. Everyone knows except them.
  • When I Miss you, I re- read our old conversations and smile ♥
  • Making cool hairstyles with shampoo in the shower.
  • SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE ;(
  • When I was little .. I used to think that the moon followed my car .. !
  • "!f yUh t!yp3 Lyk3 Dihs", DONT TALK TO ME
  • I Wish I Had A Theme Song That Played Whenever I Did Something Awesome :]
  • Khuda ka khauf karo larkay.
  • Singing
  • Behind Every Beautiful Girl There Is a Dumbass Guy Who Did Her Wrong and Made Her Strong
  • ,I DON'T WANT SOMEONE PERFECT IN MY LIFE........I JUST WANT SOMEONE REAL
  • The Shit You Hear About Me Might Be True but Then Again It Could Be as Fake as the Bitch Who Told You
  • Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. ♥
  • Kasmeh Yu Think Its a Joke
  • don't kiss my neck unless youu ready to get nasty ; ) .
  • spot 'gay' : abcdefghijustinbieberklmnopqrstuvwxyz
  • Dear windscreen wipers, can't touch this. yours sincerely that little triangle
  • sitting in a exam and all you can think of is song lyrics :|
  • Prank Wars
  • "Can u hear me?" "no" :p
  • I want my last words to be ''La illaha ilallaho mohammadur rasulallah''
  • Sheesha
  • Cheese
  • Hookah
  • Eating
  • Day dreaming
  • Ramadan
  • Partying
  • Pizza
  • Sleeping
  • I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
  • If a bra is called an over the shoulder bolder holder, Then what would you cal..(Read More)
  • Sorry, Bro
  • Basketball
  • I'm NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!
  • Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley
  • Filmfare Awards
  • Filmfare
  • Porshe
  • Joke
  • KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken
  • Mango
  • Your Gay
  • shut up you rat.
  • And not a single fuck was given that day.
  • SAUDIA AIRLINES الخطوط السعودية
  • BSCS
  • International Islamic University, Islamabad
  • NIL
  • Gordon College Rawalpindi
  • Govt. Gordon College Rwp
  • Fazaia Inter College

 

 

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