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  • South Park
  • The Cleveland Show
  • The Simpsons
  • 2 and a half men
  • Futurama
  • American Idol
  • Reaper
  • Family Guy
  • 24
  • Supernatural
  • TMZ
  • wacked out sports
  • Kyle XY
  • Prison Break
  • CSI
  • The Unit
  • Rules of Engagement
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • Will And Grace
  • True Blood
  • Smurfs
  • Facebook Live
  • Ishrat Baji
  • Plank (The Board Of Wood From Ed Edd n Eddy)
  • Two and a Half Men
  • Comedy Central
  • South Park Studios South Park Pop Quiz - Games
  • Kali Khopdri Production.
  • Scrubs
  • American Dad
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Spartacus (Blood and Sand)
  • Spartacus (Vengeance)
  • Spartacus
  • Spartacus (TV series)
  • The Mask
  • Hadd hogayi sharaafat ki, pappi lelo Aamir Liaquat ki =D
  • LGS Islamabad Memes.
  • The GUy abOVE me LOves GETTing NAkED in pUBLIC
  • ♪♫ Music ♫ ♪
  • the terrorists vs the CT's!
  • Chris Brown
  • Enrique Iglesias
  • Justin Timberland
  • Taoi Cruz
  • Hard rock
  • Taio Cruz
  • Cheapmunks
  • Creed
  • Michael Jackson
  • Uzair Jaswal
  • Alexisonfire
  • Ali Muzaffar Fan Page
  • Naseer Afridi
  • Nickelback
  • Lil Wayne
  • Depletion
  • 2in music
  • Invaders
  • Black Slingers
  • Thulla
  • Yaar aap to Sasha grey kay bhi baap ho
  • Tu fikr na kr, bhai hai na.
  • Yaaar ladder choro mere L peh charh jao
  • M. Shadows
  • STOP tagging these Pages and get a life DUDE :@
  • Wings of a Martyr
  • AARISH
  • Abdullah Qureshi
  • Road Jammerz
  • Akcent
  • OfF LimITS
  • Dj Gunx
  • Pakistan Music Xclusive (PMX)
  • DJ Raj
  • Salik Shah
  • Simple Plan
  • Tinie Tempah
  • Eminem
  • Bilal Khan
  • Strings
  • Boys Like Girls
  • Bob Marley
  • The Last Resort
  • Taalaash
  • noori
  • DissBelief
  • Blackhour
  • Z'en
  • Thoola
  • ↑ The guy above me was raped by chuck Norris o_O
  • M and S
  • Linkin Park
  • Maani Abbasi
  • Naseer & Shahab
  • Malik Usama's Official
  • Desi Mafia
  • M.U.T.E
  • Shor Box
  • JoSH
  • Shit twelvies say
  • BoHEMIA the PunJAB rapper
  • "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something." - Eminem
  • Vital Signs
  • Jestin bebur
  • MISAAL THE BAND
  • The Hangover
  • PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES
  • I am legend
  • Meet The Spartans
  • 300
  • Jackass The Movie
  • Easy A
  • The A-Team
  • Slackistan
  • IF MR BEAN WAS EDWARD IN TWILIGHT HE WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS!!
  • The Haunted in Connecticut
  • RED
  • The Hurt Locker
  • A-Team Movie
  • The Social Network Movie
  • Sole Search
  • "Dobby Did Not Mean To Kill Only Maim, Or Seriously Injure"
  • Up In Smoke
  • midnight meets train
  • Video Chat in F.A.C.E.B.O.O.K
  • The Stoning of Soraya M.
  • "I wasn't that drunk" "Dude you asked my Mom if she was still a virgin!!"
  • I like how in Lion King, the darkest lion is the murderer. Way to go Disney
  • The Last Airbender
  • "I hate when i am using computer and someone stands behind me"
  • Yeah, listen, uh. we fucked up.
  • I Am Number Four
  • Caught in the Net
  • The Hangover: Part II
  • I grew up with Harry Potter. I threw up on Twilight
  • Johnny English
  • Scandalous HAPC
  • Angrezi menu v aundi aa bt i prefer to talk in my mother tongue
  • Jackass
  • Fast & Furious
  • Van Helsing
  • 8 Mile
  • Walt Disney Studios
  • More zzzzzz
  • 69
  • Eric Cartman
  • Sage
  • Kik Messenger
  • List of British pornographic actors
  • Chicks dig my Call of Duty zombie skills! (;
  • Dear Mario! I wasted my whole childhood saving your Bitch
  • Glu Mobile
  • Halo: Reach
  • football
  • Just For Fun Quizzes
  • Temple Run
  • Game Resort
  • Dota
  • wolvorine
  • ReVoLtAz
  • Cop: "Lets do a drug test" Me: "Cool, which drug are we testing"
  • Kabhi ao na mardan khushbu laga k
  • Team Bangladesh
  • Cricket Pakistan...!
  • Manchester United | We Will Never Die
  • ICC - International Cricket Council
  • Fighters Fc
  • Unbeatable team pakistan
  • Glory Glory MAN United (BEL20VE)
  • The guy above me rapes dogs.
  • ↑ The guy above me was raped by Ched Evans
  • ↑ The guy above me doesn't even lift.
  • The person above me Masturbates in Public
  • 'Kch khila day yaar'
  • Yar Poke na karo, meine aap se friendshippz nae karny.
  • Cricket World of Pakistan
  • Liversea United
  • Manchester United
  • Dhoni:M not afraid. Afridi: I love the way u lie
  • (RFC) Roots Football Clubs
  • Mohammad Hafeez
  • Saeed Ajmal
  • Stone Cold - WWE Universe
  • We want imran nazir back in action
  • BooM BooM AFridI DA MAster BlAsTer
  • Shawn Michaels - WWE Universe
  • Shaquille O' Neal
  • David Villa Sánchez
  • Nani
  • Hashim Abbasi
  • Adrifi
  • Virat Kohli
  • Shoaib Akhtar
  • ↑ The guy above me is a deluded retard.
  • The guy above me is mad because he has no penis
  • Rio Ferdinand
  • Uram Amkal.
  • Komrin
  • Yaar! Apka Baba fooka k sath koi scene hai kya?
  • 1,000,000 Fans Demanding Afridi To Take Retirement Back
  • Arslan Cool (Ãrslan Cööl) mai danday
  • Ryan Giggs Fan Page
  • Shahid khan Afridi
  • dr kamasutra
  • Tera kasur nahin hai. Teri maa hi pagal thee .
  • Yaar ab to tu kaila kha raha hai
  • Ramzan hai jani nahe to tujhay batata.
  • Romeo Romeo Romeo! STFU Juliet, he's playing Call of Duty
  • I love hearing somebody lying, when i know the truth : )
  • Text i typed wasn't to exercise my fingers. If i text u means i want a rply
  • Yeh to DA FUCK hogaya. o_O
  • That Random Creeper That Adds You With No Mutual Friends
  • WTF what are you doing?
  • Quran
  • I planted An Elder Tree to keep unlimited stock of Elder WAND
  • My life is full of awkward moments
  • ↑ The guy above me got fucked by a goat
  • ↑ The guy above me has syfilis
  • The guy above me got raped by a manbearpig.
  • Playstation
  • Sleeping
  • Zzzzzzzz
  • Sleeping zzzzz
  • Without school it's really hard to know what day it is.
  • DONT BUG ME M BUGGING HIM;
  • The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
  • I love memories that you randomly remember and then can't stop smiling :)
  • No sorry I can Im trying to pull 2 camels out of a tiny car. :
  • *BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
  • I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
  • You REALLY don know me...AT ALL
  • I've always wanted to get in a taxi and shout "follow That Car!"
  • WOOAAHH !! what a babe... No No Look at that one..
  • all words that have an o added to them or have mad before them are brilliant... Mad sicko
  • losing your cellphone in your blankets and then having to throw the blanket around til it falls out.
  • you annoy me. go stand over there.
  • unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
  • Facebook, the number one reason why teenagers dont study...
  • When you see a little kid, and think, "Damn. They're going to be really hot when they grow up."
  • How Do Police On Bikes Arrest People? "Alright.. Get In The Basket..."
  • A mom beat her kid for days. A week later the boy asks if he can go to a friend's house an...
  • If you watch Saw backwards, it is a truly amazing and touching story about one man providing cou...
  • Fun idea: Buy four pigs, and paint on each pig 1, 2, 3 and 5. Release the pigs at a mall, and wa...
  • *I walk into the classroom with a jacket on* teacher: take that jacket off NOW!! they are again...
  • Facebook. I like to use my enter button to start a new line in my post. I like having the click ...
  • 3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u dissapear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'...
  • Video games dont affect kids. If pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around...
  • Staying in your pyjamas the whole day because your not going out.
  • The Girl you just called fat? She's starved herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just call...
  • You: *Takes a book and smacks friend on the face* Friend: What the hell was that for? You: I f...
  • Boy: Psh how bad can a period be, so what you got cramps. Girl: How about you let me stab you ...
  • Grandad: When I was your age all I got for christmas was an apple and a a few blackberrys. Child...
  • That awesome moment when the teacher asks you a question, thinking you wasn't paying attent...
  • ~at a sleepover~ *in the shower* *knocks on door* friend:can you tell me when you get out? ...
  • teacher: Kyle, what is the answer to number 27 of the homework? Kyle: umm... Kid sitting behi...
  • Texting in class* First time: Nervous* keeps looking around for teacher barely textin anyone...
  • 3 EASIEST WAYS TO DIE; 1. have a cigarette daily - you'll die 10 years earlier. 2.Dri...
  • not being a douche about incorrect spelling. like this if spelling is not a big issue, and yo...
  • If a Police Officer says "Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence...&quo...
  • When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son would beat up any boy that makes ...
  • I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying " I bet you can't hit me with a quarter &qu...
  • I don't like you. So, I am going to buy you a kitten. Then I am going to wait till you fall...
  • Best Backup to A Pickup Line Man: when you fell from heaven did it hurt? (Lady Turns Around) ...
  • "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When ...
  • Brunette: HIDE! THERES A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!! Blonde: OH NO!!!! *runs to kitchen* Bru...
  • 5 biggest lies told by TEENAGERS: 1. Seriously dude, I don't like anyone. 2. Everyth...
  • Parent's don't let you spend the night of the opposite sex, but they let you spend the...
  • *Watching t.v* *A sex scene comes on* *Mom walks in* Mom:What are you watching?!?!?!?! You: ...
  • *Listening to Avril Lavigne* Mom: I like that song, What's it called? You: What the hell ...
  • Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you fin...
  • Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your leg...
  • "Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!" "Caaallm...
  • Teacher: John, why are you so late ? John: I was throwing stones into the river. Teacher:Ok...
  • Age 6 --"excuse me please" Age 8 --"can you scoot over" Age 10 --"move ...
  • Doctor: I'm sorry to say you're going to die(looks sad) Patient: How long do I hav...
  • Dear Math, Stop asking me to find your x. She's not coming back. You're so annoying! ...
  • There are 6 kinds of facebookers: 1.People who edit their profile picture too much 2.People wh...
  • Seeing a spider, isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
  • Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? Teacher: I have other...
  • without my cell phone i wouldn't: 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math equa...
  • WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ? •MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. •SPORT: I have a Wii. •SPANIS...
  • i remember when the best joke in school was this.. Person 1: supercalafragalisticexpealadocious...
  • Phone - *Low Battery* 1. Turn down brightness 2. Put on silent 3. Dont go on facebook 4. Don...
  • Good Friends Comment; ''Pretty'' On Your Photos. BEST friends Comment; ''Fit'' ''Sexy'' Or ''Banging :)
  • hate when ur watching a nice movie with ur parents and then BAM SEX SCENE.
  • Pokes
  • Yo, 90's kids, remember when... - Everybody owned a pair of light up sneakers? -Hey Ar...
  • There's a kid at my school named Luigi. I jokingly asked him one day if his brother's name his Mario. His response, "Yeah it is
  • theres a reason why they say teenage years are the toughest friendships get ruined. rumors are told. hearts get broken. trust
  • ☑ Hitler (Done) ☑ Saddam Hussein (Done) ☑ Osama Bin Laden (Done) ☐ justin bieber (Today) ☐ rebecca black (friday)
  • dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either.
  • THAT WALK OF SHAME............ to the trashcan after getting ca..(See More)
  • Am I the Only One Who ... can't look into his eyes ? pretends to laugh when hes around ? smile the most when hes watching ? pr
  • Mother: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Kid: Out. Mother: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? Kid: No, just smoking weed, raping people, gang bashing anyone we ca
  • Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse...it was a rhetorical question not a ..(See More)
  • Time spent after I finish my test in class 5%; re-check answers 5%; erase answers & make them look neater other 90%; Wait for som
  • Hitler confirmed death: May 1, 1945......... Osama confirmed death: May 1, 2011......... WEIRD.
  • Like this if you "Facebook stalk" HIM/HER. Delete a status on Facebook because no one likes it. Change your profile picture of Face
  • when you're home alone and someone knocks on your door;; 10% say "who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole. 2
  • Dec. 31, 2009 11:59pm: "Happy New Year!" Dec. 31, 2010 11:59pm: "Happy New Year!" Dec. 31, 2011 11:59pm: "Happy New Year!"
  • daughter-mommy, mommy! i got 5$! Mom-Well how did you get that? Daughter: Tommy said if i sho...
  • Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "ca...
  • *Sees bouncy castle* Ages 3-8: Yay! Bouncy castle!! *runs to it*? 9-12: A bouncy castle? Reall...
  • akward moment when... in ten years time, you are chilling on the beach when your daughter comes ...
  • i don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, f...
  • Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must have really been creepy. "What're yo...
  • Like if you have done any of these... - made Barbie and Ken have sex. - climbed a tree and be...
  • You see a robber in your house ready to steal all your stuff. 60% would silently call the polic...
  • 1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people.. and I
  • They say when penguins find their mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives♥ Will ...
  • The girl married her Prince. The bad guy is dead. ................................................
  • BEYONCE: Hey Justin, will you sing my song? JUSTIN BIEBER: hey,yeh sure what one? BEYONCE: Gre...
  • Don't you hate it when you're going through your news feed one last time before bed an...
  • The akward moment when.. Eminem is afraid. Justin Bieber says never. Rihanna remembers her na...
  • Bin ladens last facebook status "brb someones at the door", Obama liked it.
  • You are like a penny...............twofaced, worthless and dirty. I am sure thats what you charge anyway
  • *boy walks into classroom* Teacher: "why are your eyes so red?" Boy: "I have al...
  • A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, &q...
  • I met a girl in a nightclub and told her 'I'm going to f**k you in my bedroom, my bath...
  • Parent: We need to talk..... You: *OMG they found out about the alcohol stash under my bed, OMG...
  • *** 24 Minutes of battery life left **** You: Ahh, that is enough time to finish what I am do...
  • what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ? stay calm . reload . and try again
  • BREAKING NEWS: Rebecca Black dies after walking into a football stadium and being overwhelmed with the number of seats to choose from.
  • Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop
  • My sister walks in my room. She has one pillow tied to her front and one to her back. I ask, "What on Earth are you doing?" Her reply was...
  • A cop pulls over a man on suspicion of drunk driving Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No Cop: Papers Man: SCISSORS! I wi
  • "I failed!" "Me too!!" "HIGH FIVE!"
  • It doesn't matter how ready you are, it doesn't matter how much training you have had....
  • I watch CSI, NCSI, Law & Order, Criminal Minds and Unusual Suspects. I can kill you 19 ways ...
  • A wife walks into her bedroom naked. Her husband asks "What on Earth are you wearing?"...
  • **** When your Mom starts counting to 3 **** Mom: One! Me: Do you really think counting wi...
  • A religious preacher came up to me the other day and asked if I believe in evolution or creation...
  • In America, kids shut their eyes slightly and say "Haha me Chinese, I like tofu. Me kwan do...
  • sitting in class..... "Mausam dekh bahar kitna sexy hai..." ;)
  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
  • Chocolate chip
  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
  • walking
  • Association football
  • Wi-Fi
  • Lollipops
  • iPhone
  • Islam
  • We Want Imran Khan To Be The Next Prime Minster Of Pakistan
  • Siraj UL HAQ
  • Manager
  • Asas International
  • Roots School System
  • The City School, Islamabad

 

 

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