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لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله .

Izzy Dee AucklandAucklandNew Zealand
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  • Bachelor in Aviation Management
  • Microsoft Office
  • SQL
  • Illustrator
  • Public Speaking
  • Teamwork
  • AutoCAD
  • Windows
  • Social Media
  • Matlab
  • Research
  • HTML
  • Java
  • C
  • Customer Service
  • C++
  • Photoshop
  • Microsoft Word
  • PowerPoint
  • Microsoft Excel
  • Hind
  • Storeperson
  • DHL
  • Airlines/Aviation
  • Chuck
  • Two and a Half Men
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Smallville
  • Top Gear
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • Nightline
  • Replying with a 'k' to a text because you're a moody shit.
  • Scrubs
  • The Vampire Diaries
  • The Flintstones
  • Hey mate lol jk fuck off Dave.
  • Saying haha in every text message you write because you're a happy cunt
  • Cops: Please step out of the car ''Nahh I cant I am drunk. You get in''
  • Police ten7, Letting the world know NZ is full of fuckwits since ages ago
  • Dumping your girlfriend via blues clues mail time.
  • Watching Police 10-7 to see what the bros are up to
  • The awkward moment on Police Ten 7 when the offender(s) are white.
  • Watching Wipeout and thinking you could own.
  • Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
  • At some point I have attempted a Kamehameha
  • Yelling at the TV because Dora doesn't realise Swiper is behind her
  • I will never be old enough to stop laughing at funny words.
  • New Zealand's Next Top Model
  • I wonder how Josh feels now that Oprah really is being cancelled
  • Supernatural
  • Family Guy
  • You know I can't grab your ghost chips
  • Take This Lollipop
  • I said a-bang, bang, bangity bang ,bang bang bang bang!!
  • Facebook Live
  • Calling Goku 'Kakarot' because your a true fucking saiyan
  • The Jetsons
  • Mighty Car Mods
  • Guy Code
  • Daily phil dunphy quotes
  • 7 Second Videos
  • Home and Away Uploads (Official)
  • Tupac Shakur
  • Paramore
  • Lil Wayne
  • Nicki Minaj discography
  • The Script
  • Celtic Woman
  • Katy Perry
  • Bob Marley
  • Bruno Mars
  • Demi Lovato
  • Usher
  • LMFAO
  • Owl City
  • Chris Brown
  • You Slut!
  • Tay Dizm
  • Everyday imma shuffling LOL JKS i cant shuffle for shit
  • Mardin Saber Music
  • Wiz Khalifa
  • Maher Zain
  • Without music I'd probably be dead
  • Grab Somebody Average Tell Them "Meh"
  • Music Is My Drug
  • "I had a dream, I was king. Woke up, still king"
  • Rhyming "Kodak" with "Kodak"? Absolute genius, Pitbull. Absolute genius.
  • Biggie
  • Taylor Swift
  • When the cops turn up, everyone turns into olympic athletes
  • Grab somebody sexy and fuck them.
  • "and if you don't knowwwww, now you know niggggggggggggggggggaa, uhh"
  • When Words Fail Music Speaks
  • "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something." - Eminem
  • "Depressed ??? Earphones In ,,,, Volume Up . Ignore The Damn World"
  • Out partying, LOL JK, at home alone crying to Adele.
  • When a certain song comes on my ipod, my walk suddenly turns into a strut.
  • Finding someone fucking amazing but they live in like narnia or some shit
  • Using toilet paper and cellotape when you dont have a plaster
  • Adele
  • Singing 'move bitch get out the way' when there is a bitch, in your way
  • 2pac
  • "One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." - Bob Marley
  • Laughing at people who audition for American Idol and FAIL.
  • Karmin
  • Playing a game on easy then thinking your the shit
  • Liking your own comments to show moral support for yourself.
  • Shwayze
  • Cant touch this!........except for you.. you can
  • HyunA (김현아)
  • Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it
  • DJ LENIUM
  • I Am Better Than Your Ex And Fresher Than Your Next
  • Fuck a Girl and She Loves you, Love a Girl and She Fucks you.
  • Beyonce is pregnant. I Think Jay Z just got his 100th problem.
  • Going for a run everyday, to Maccas, in a car.
  • "I Whip My Hair Back & Forth!" Whip What? Bitch You Bald-Headed, Sit Down.
  • Cowboys (Band)
  • Middleman
  • K-Ci & JoJo Love Life 2011
  • Boyce Avenue
  • The Peasants
  • Urban Ersha
  • John West
  • Gym Memes
  • Alex G
  • Trey Songz
  • FUNKY DEE
  • The Ronnie B's
  • Fun.
  • The xx
  • Swedish House Mafia
  • Cher Lloyd
  • Lorde
  • Miguel
  • Amazing Things in the World
  • The Hangover
  • Pineapple Express
  • Harry Potter
  • Toy Story
  • ""Damn, why you so fine?!" "Bro it comes naturally, im from New Zealand"
  • The Lion King
  • Jackass
  • Roadshow Films NZ
  • When Harry Potter ends, you will realize that your life has no purpose now
  • Next time Alan, Stu and Phil go out on the piss I'm going
  • Packing your bag for Hogwarts after failing your muggle exams
  • "You've changed." "I know, I'm a Transformer."
  • If you poke me, i will assume you are DTF and take appropriate action.
  • I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.
  • Never getting over Mufasa's death on the lion king
  • Making out with your best mates sister because that's what Harry Potter did
  • Do you want me to open my chamber of secrets, so you can Slytherin?
  • We all know a white boy that thinks hes black
  • Screaming out your car window at randoms coz your an epic cunt
  • Once Were Warriors ; New Zealands Favourite Romantic Comedy
  • The awkward moment when Beth tells you to cook your own Fucken eggs
  • The awkward moment when Voldemort can't do a hongi.
  • Sharing your thoughts with your goat because it understands you
  • Not giving your ex directions, because all dogs find their way home.
  • S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
  • ""Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME Which ONE You SON of A Bitch"
  • "We had a sick night bitches"
  • I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
  • Casually putting rubbish in your mate's bag
  • Finding Nemo
  • In the exam I add up all the possible marks I might get just to feel better
  • Chopping off your nose so your neighbours think the Dark Lord has returned.
  • Looking up at the clouds and hoping Mufasa will come and give you guidance.
  • Dropping out of school to join Captin Jack Sparrow's Crew
  • Friends with Benefits
  • Don't fuck with someone's feelings just because you're unsure of yours.
  • Press Any Key To Continue, "Where the Hell is Any Key?!"
  • Being on FB right now and accepting that you're screwed for your exams.
  • Yeah, listen, uh. we fucked up.
  • And we're the three best friends, that... anybodycouldeverhave.
  • You never realized the pain you caused me when you just walked away.
  • I like em big, i like em chunky.
  • Mufasa
  • We all have that mate who. well actually no i have no mates
  • Rafiki
  • DORY
  • Ted's Memes
  • Rocky
  • Expendables
  • Rambo
  • Wannabe
  • Pain & Gain
  • Fast & Furious
  • After Earth
  • SNITCH
  • Superman: Man of Steel (2013)
  • Amazing Videos In The World
  • Drift
  • Nissan Silvia
  • Music
  • Muscle Cars
  • Barack Obama
  • Eminem
  • Will Smith
  • Tupac
  • FIFA 11
  • Cool Story Bro, want a sticker?
  • Dear Mario! I wasted my whole childhood saving your Bitch
  • It's all fun & games till someone puts a hotel on Mayfair
  • Texas HoldEm Poker
  • Automation
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! BAM
  • Need for Speed
  • EA SPORTS FIFA
  • Getting drunker than necessary at casual events
  • Forget Planking or Owling. Goating is where it's at.
  • HAHAHAHA...do you wanna get stabbed?
  • Putting your rims back on after a day of doing fully sick burnouts
  • Making a snowman out of cocaine
  • Fist pumping in clubs, but actually knocking sluts out
  • Chucking cats at lesbians because they love pussy
  • Tongan Mum : Sorry kids no food this week I spent all our money on flags.
  • I support two teams: New Zealand and anybody playing Australia
  • Getting sent to your room, and yelling "thug Life"
  • On the Scale of 1 to Bro , How much do you wana come at me?
  • Quade Cooper has a fancy Pass. nekk Minnit. Epic fail - Ireland wins! LOL
  • I Was Alive when Ireland Beat Australia at the World Cup 2011
  • out of the 200 million sperm, you had to be the one that came 1st :/
  • Sonny Bill Comes on for 2 minutes NEK Minnt. Yellow card
  • Hot Chicks With Abs
  • GYM Motivation | quotes | videos | tips|
  • CutAndJacked.com
  • Sydney Khalsa Sports Inc.
  • NZ Olympic Team
  • Fitness and Bodybuilding DZ PRO
  • Using your floor as a washing basket because you're an inventive bastard.
  • We all know a short kid who reckons he can take anyone on
  • Oh shit sorry guys my car doesnt run on friendship only fuel
  • NZ Breakers
  • NZ Warriors
  • Driftcorp
  • Ford
  • All Blacks
  • All Whites
  • Hamish Marsden drifting new zealand
  • Osama Bin Laden: Hide and Seek champion September 11, 2001 - May 2, 2011
  • Being the best looking sibling cos you're a top sperm
  • "you are what you eat" " I dont remember eating a Tank."
  • You instantly piss me off when I see you.
  • Dressing up as an apple and chasing fat people
  • R.I.P Zyzz
  • "Bro are you a model?" "Nah gee just from New Zealand"
  • I hate it when i go to the gym and people scream "OMG i thought Zyzz died"
  • Hi. I'm a T-Rex, my arms are too small to wank so i'm always angry
  • There's no I in team, but there are 5 in 'individual brilliance'
  • Serevi
  • Arsenal announced a new deal to show all future games on Comedy Central
  • The awkward moment when Quade Cooper sucks Irish dick
  • Having Faith in Colin Slade
  • Im willing to give Dan Carter my groin
  • Dan Carter Official Fan Page
  • Israel Dagg
  • Backing Black 100%
  • I don't care that you missed those kicks Piri Weepu. Your the man bro.
  • Raffsta Kiwi-made Khan.
  • NZ Aesthetics
  • Tabitha Klausen
  • Lazar Angelov
  • Casey Eastham
  • Lisa Carrington
  • Giuliano Stroe
  • Margret Gnarr
  • Allison Stokke
  • Kai Greene
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Bodybuilder
  • Shredders From Around The World
  • Floyd Mayweather
  • Simeon Panda
  • Bodybuilding Has Changed My Whole Life.
  • Sergio Aguero
  • CT Fletcher
  • Joseph Parker (Boxer)
  • Yeah, She Squats.
  • Didier Drogba Fan Page
  • Sonny Bill Williams
  • Cristiano Ronaldo
  • Frank Lampard Fan Page
  • John Terry Fan Page
  • Mark Winterbottom
  • I love it when someone you miss randomly texts you
  • That's 3 minutes of solid study, think I've earned 2hrs of Faceboook time
  • A true friend is someone you can call at 3am to help you bury a dead body
  • Putting Harry Potter novels in the non-fiction section where they belong
  • "Have a nice day" "Dont tell me what to do cunt"
  • Hi, I'm Troy McLure. You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?
  • Changing all your GF's subjects to Home-Ec cos her sandwiches are shit.
  • Giving someone a sticker after sex cause they did a good job.
  • That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text.
  • No offence" means "I am about to insult you, but don't get mad
  • The feeling you get when you understand something in math class.
  • Oh your asian? excuse me while i get my maths homework."
  • Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower in winter
  • Give Auckland a break they've had a massive earthquake and a snow storm
  • " I know motherfuckrs who know motherfuckrs ;) "
  • Come towards me in an aggresive manner, male sibling
  • I really like ceilings, I guess you could call me. A ceiling fan.
  • "Why are you late?! mate, your lucky i even came, so shutup and teach".
  • YES. my status is from a song. its a subtle message to you. take a hint.
  • So he's 18 and you're 14? That's not dating. That's called babysitting.
  • The Student Bible
  • Dude she has a bf" Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean U can't score
  • Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking
  • ""I won't forget, I won't forget " "So did you bring it?" "Sh*t ""
  • The LAD Bible
  • Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley
  • Class of 2010
  • i don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, f...
  • No matter how many times I tell myself... 'i hate you. you're mean to me.' i know that if you ever changed your mind a
  • One day, my little sister came home from school. She demanded that I take her to the library so ...
  • I don't play ''Hard To Get'', I play ''Never Gonna Happen''
  • Liking your own status is like giving yourself a highfive in public.
  • Heres to the Nights That Turned Into Mornings and the Friends That Turned Into Family
  • I Wish I Had Doras Parents. They Let That Bitch Go Everywhere.
  • Behind Every Beautiful Girl There Is a Dumbass Guy Who Did Her Wrong and Made Her Strong
  • Talking Shit on Facebook
  • i named my dick "The Truth" because bitches cant handle it.
  • Shooting yourself with your fingers when you get frustrated.
  • I'm actually not funny.I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
  • Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
  • backhanding disobedient hoes
  • I could tell you, but I'd rather show you... through INTERPRETIVE DANCE.
  • Having no friends. Because i'm weird and no one likes me.
  • Dear Spongebob, You are yellow, you study karate and you can't drive. So I have come to the conclusion that you must be Asian. Sincerely Patrick.
  • Graffiti that makes you think- how the fuck did they get up there?
  • DONT TOUCH MY HAIR...... " touchhhhhhhhhhhhhh" ( SMACK!) WTF DID I SAY?!,
  • “Clean your room, family are coming over.” “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.”
  • Red Bull
  • Loading Swag... ████████████████ 100%
  • Did you know that during a test, people look up for inspiration, look down in desperation and look left and right for information...
  • dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either.
  • Did she just.... Oh Hell No! HOLD MY SHIT
  • "Why do you talk white??" "No nigga I'm educated, try it sometimes"
  • " what happened to ______ ? " "MANN, FUCK THAT BITCH! "
  • Screaming YEAH BABY!!! in an exam everytime you come across a question you actually know the answer to.
  • Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia... I can't sleep because I have an Internet Connection
  • PlayStation 3
  • Wi-Fi CERTIFIED™
  • Muslim (لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله . )
  • Urdu
  • Hindi
  • Arabic
  • English
  • Massey University
  • Aviation Management
  • Massey Palmerston North
  • Onehunga High School

 

 

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